“We believe in our friendly flower so much that if you aren’t completely impressed by our desire to provide superb bud and splendid service, we will unhappily return or exchange your unsatisfactory product within 14 days of purchase.”Friendly Hempsters LLC
Below we’ve provided downloadable files for the lab testing conducted on our product.
Notice to Legal Community
Friendly Hempsters LLC is a licensed West Virginia business that sources hemp grown within the perimeters of the 2018 Farm Bill, from state licensed hemp farms, with the product(s) packaged and distributed by state licensed businesses with permitted facilities to handle industrial hemp, up to safety standards, before being warehoused and distributed as ready for sale.
The 2018 Farm Bill removed industrial hemp from the Controlled Substances Act, if the hemp is grown appropriately with state governance as oversight, and if the hemp has less than 0.3% total potential THC by dry weight. This means there may not be more than 3mg of THC per gram, which is not enough to cause an intoxicating “high”. We do not exceed this threshold, confirmed by multiple liquid chromatography tests, which are conducted for every lot in every batch. Our product(s) have not been evaluated or approved by the Food and Drug Administration, and is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
With the microscopic chemical distinctions between agricultural hemp and controlled marijuana, it may be difficult for law enforcement to distinguish the different between them in the field. Typical field tests cannot deliver instantaneous accurate reporting in the field, and for multiple reasons, it can be costly to wrongfully convict a citizen for possessing a controlled substance, when in fact, their federal government defines the material (they lawfully purchased) as agricultural hemp.
For this reason, we suggest that all customers refrain from consuming the product until they’re enjoying the freedom of privacy on their own property to reduce the risk of wasting time, energy, and potentially money on a law enforcement encounter. Law enforcement plays a vital roll in our society, and they do not deserve to have their time wasted. If you’re a member of law enforcement coming into contact with our product, please scan the QR code on our package for immediate testing information.
Friendly Hempsters LLC does not support any legislative ban, whether state or federal, on smokable hemp. Friendly Hempsters does however offer our collective regulatory experiences to support to any government or NGO that brings serious intention to guiding the ‘smokable hemp’ industry forward.
Returns of unopened single units purchased directly from an authorized reseller of FH flower will only be accepted if there is a defect in the product or an incorrect order was received.
Opened products cannot be returned. Products are shipped and received under video surveillance after being canned and hand counted. We guarantee all products shipped are sealed and free from direct human contact. Returns of single units must be submitted in writing to the authorized reseller.
Simply email email@example.com within 14 days from receipt of shipment. Be sure to type “RETURN REQUEST” in the subject line and include photo documentation with your reason for the request.
There is NO restocking fee but the reseller is responsible for return shipping costs in order to receive a full refund or replacement product.
Limited Manufacturer’s Warranty
Our limited manufacturer warranty helps protect distributors and wholesales from losing cash in an unlikely instance of slow-moving inventory. If for some reason, a distributor or wholesaler that bought direct from FH is unable to resell the products, they will have 180 days from shipment date to submit a written request for warranty coverage.
There is no restocking fee, but the reseller is responsible for the return shipping cost in order to receive full warranty coverage. In the event of full warranty coverage, the reseller shall reimburse the customer for the cost of the
resalable product. Reseller who did not buy direct from Friendly Hempsters must jointly submit a request with the intermediary business with whom they purchased the product from, in order to be eligible for our LMW, as only direct customers are covered under the policy.
Notice to Customers
We suggest that all customers refrain from consuming their product until they’re enjoying the freedom and privacy on their own property in order to reduce wasting law enforcements time, money and energy.
Please respect local law enforcement, neighbors, family, pets, etc. Do not consume this product if you are subject to drug testing. Although TCH is present in minuscule amounts (less than 0.3% Total Potential THC), there can be an accumulative effect for the metabolites of THC in your system, which may show during a drug screening.
All customers, whether direct or indirect, must be confirmed to be at least 18 years of age, and they must also not reside or do relevant business in states where smokable hemp is prohibited. To become an eligible customer, one must obtain the required permitting from regulatory authorities, must responsibly share evidence based information about the industry and the product(s), must not make medicinal claims in their marketing or labeling, etc. The seller reserves the right to amend the terms and conditions at anytime.
All customers, whether direct or indirect must be confirmed to be at least 18 years of age. They must not reside or do relevant business in states where smokable hemp is prohibited.
In order to become a Friendly Hempsters customer one must obtain the required permits from regulatory authorities, as they have the responsibility to share evidence-based information about the industry and the products. In addition, Friendly Hempsters customers must not make medicinal claims in their marketing or labeling materials. The reseller reserves the right to amend the terms and conditions at any time.
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